Fed up and sick to death.
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Fed up and sick to death of being told my body isn91裸聊视频檛 good enough.
My body - that thing hauling around my brain and emotions, sense of humor and dreams, as well as a couple generous handfuls of superfluous flesh.
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The most offensive of these posts are repeated urgings to invest in a body shaper.
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Presto. Chango. The Reuben beauties then contort themselves into something resembling Kevlar sausage casings. They are transformed into hour-glass silhouettes while, surely, suffocating at least some of their organs.
Picture squeezing a watermelon into a banana peel, or squishing a butterfly back into her cocoon.
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At some point a woman has to take off her clothes. At the very least she risks the accusation of false advertising, and perhaps even injuring a potential partner if he or she is standing too close.
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It91裸聊视频檚 51 years old. I like to think of it as a 1967 Pontiac GTO with a bit of bondo on the back end and some rust.
When it was very, very young it performed extremely well on the track and the field and the basketball court. It could also access items on the top shelf at the grocery store, which is really the only thing it has in common now with its youngerself.
It produced four children. Do the math, if pregnancy was a jail sentence that91裸聊视频檚 three full years of consecutive time served.
My breasts - which occasionally get pinched in the catch of a high-waisted skirt - fed those kids for a total of seven years. (Considered, at one point, opening my own Scoopies.)
My body hasn91裸聊视频檛 any tattoos. Were I to get one it would be in the shape of an ornate picture frame centered over the stretch marks on my upper thigh.
My body has scars and so-called imperfections and it still treats me better than I treat it.
For a decade, at least, it sustained itself on food from arena concessions.
And I love it.
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