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COLUMN: Readers take over with amusing, insightful responses
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Readers share responses to a series of recent columns. (PQB News file)

This week, I91裸聊视频檒l hand over much of this space to you, the talented readers.

So often, your feedback is fantastic 91裸聊视频 insightful, witty, incisive and it brings a smile to this old chunk of coal. (Shoutout to Norm)

Here91裸聊视频檚 but a tiny sample (abridged) of some of those responses from around the province. I kept names private to prevent paparazzi from following you talented writers around:

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91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淢y mother always told us to 91裸聊视频榚at the (bread) crusts; they91裸聊视频檒l make your hair curly.91裸聊视频 For the record, I am 77 and my hair is still so straight it won91裸聊视频檛 even hold a perm!91裸聊视频

91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淚 remember one of my 91裸聊视频榦ld wives91裸聊视频 tales91裸聊视频91裸聊视频 if you make a funny face and a strong wind comes, you will stay like that forever.

Some of the kids believed that if they went into the pool (this is high school), after the boys had a swim class you would get pregnant!

If you have an itchy left palm, you will be receiving money soon.

If a broom falls over in the kitchen, company is coming!

A granny told her grandchild if you fiddle with your belly button, your bum will fall off.

My mom was from Newfoundland and she had a swack of expressions.

She said this one expression after hearing one of her children telling a little fib:

91裸聊视频業f you tell that story to a dead horse, he will get up and kick you in the head!91裸聊视频91裸聊视频

Five beauties from a pair of reader91裸聊视频檚 moms:

91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淚n addition to the ones mentioned in your column:

If you don91裸聊视频檛 wash your ears regularly, bean sprouts will grow in the dirt in them;

Don91裸聊视频檛 swallow seeds because they will stick to your appendix and you will need an operation;

Don91裸聊视频檛 sit on cold cement because you91裸聊视频檒l get piles;

When you eat homemade soup you can91裸聊视频檛 drink cold liquids with it because the soup will turn to lard in your stomach;

If you drink milk or eat dairy products when you have a cold you will get more mucus.91裸聊视频

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91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淚 remember playing 91裸聊视频榮crub91裸聊视频 baseball when I was very young. I didn91裸聊视频檛 know that is what it was called and doubt any of the other players did either. We had a makeshift diamond on the DND property behind our house in Esquimalt. The cooks in the cook house often came out on the very small platform of their back stairs to watch and gave us ice cream every so often. A day or two before I was six, we played a game that June, I was hit by a thrown bat, had a black eye, came down with the measles, had my b91裸聊视频檇ay and spent a week in the dark in bed. That didn91裸聊视频檛 stop us from playing though, ha ha.

June is fast approaching and I will be back in the park to enjoy baseball that began 70 years ago for me!91裸聊视频

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91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淎t age 72, I have distinct memories of our old black-and-white TV days. We started with rabbit ears on top of the TV, which allowed us to tune in to the 91裸聊视频榣uxury91裸聊视频 of three channels, CBUT (CBC)/Vancouver, KVOS/Bellingham, and the Victoria station that preceded CHEK-TV.

Heck, we didn91裸聊视频檛 know any better so three stations felt like a luxury.

Later, we acquired a big antenna for the roof and I remember being up there with my dad91裸聊视频 adjusting, always adjusting. Wind storms of course, played havoc and if my dad 91裸聊视频榣ost91裸聊视频 his favourite show, up on the roof we91裸聊视频檇 go (safety first91裸聊视频aha).

Then, my grandmother, who lived in Regina, won a colour TV at the local bingo. She and my grandfather already had a colour TV so that summer, on their annual trip to the coast, we became the recipients of a new, colour TV. We were gobsmacked at what we were now able to see.

With six kids in the house, there was always a 91裸聊视频榖attle91裸聊视频 of sorts in regards to what should be watched (lucky I was the oldest).91裸聊视频

91裸聊视频 There was the CBC which everyone in the early days was forced to watch unless you were fortunate enough to be in an area where a roof antenna picked up signals from KOMO, KING, or KIRO on channels 4, 5, and 7. We had a Yagi roof antenna.

So were able to watch great shows like 91裸聊视频楾he Untouchables91裸聊视频.

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I remember rushing home from school to watch 91裸聊视频楢merican Bandstand91裸聊视频. And all the crap the CBC had for viewers!

Yes, they had Hockey Night in Canada.

But what was really an outrage is that they assumed that if the the Toronto Maple Leafs were playing, say, the Detroit Red Wings, all Canadian viewers were automatically Leaf fans.

As to how it is now, I am so pleased to see 91裸聊视频渁ppointment TV91裸聊视频 crashing and burning. The internet and streaming is where it is at now.91裸聊视频

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91裸聊视频 91裸聊视频淢y husband and I took our six-year-old son bowling. It was his first time and he really wanted to get a strike. So he laid down on the bowling lane to get a better view and dragged his chest along the lane. What he got from this was a large wooden splinter in his chest. We took him to the ER where he got two stitches. The following week we went to our family doctor (we actually had one back then). He was surprised to remove stitches from someone91裸聊视频檚 chest due to a bowling incident.91裸聊视频

Keep that feedback coming everyone, I91裸聊视频檓 always happy to share more. Thank you.

PQB News/VI Free Daily editor welcomes your questions, comments and story ideas. He can be reached via email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca, or by phone at 250-905-0019.



Philip Wolf

About the Author: Philip Wolf

I91裸聊视频檝e been involved with journalism on Vancouver Island for more than 30 years, beginning as a teenage holiday fill-in at the old Cowichan News Leader.
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