Can you hear it?
Not yet? OK, hang in there. The goal is to have you 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜hear91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ this piece, if possible for you of course, and without any fancy computer technology.
Prior to Christmas, I absent-mindedly opened a can of diet Ginger Ale (don91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™t judge). There was no one else home, it was completely quiet and the 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜clack, tssssshhhh91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ sound just seemed to resonate more than usual.
Opening of a pop or beer can has to be one of the best sounds out there. Got me thinking. What are the other 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜best91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ sounds?
So, with the help of some of my talented Black Press colleagues, here91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s a sample of those sounds.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The crunch, crunch of skates on ice, especially the first couple of steps. Even better if you91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™re outside on a pond or a lake. Anyone else remember the frightening sound of ice 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜settling91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ beneath you when you91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™re way out above deep water? You thought it was cracking and you were about to meet a watery demise? Still sends chills down my spine.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The rumble of a V8 engine. Always awesome. Reminds me of days watching my first sports hero, Rick O91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™Dell, at Western Speedway. Being in the pits or front row and listening as the cars zoomed by in a pack (even more intense at an Indy Car or F1 race) was always memorable. Stick tap (also a great sound) to the sound of an idling dragster or funny car. I91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™d even toss in the distinctive sound of an old VW engine.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Harder to find these days, but the smooth slice of a paper cutter.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ My ringtone. The guitar intro by 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜Sweet Child o91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ Mine91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ by Guns N91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ Roses. Live a Pavlovian dog, I instinctively reach for my phone whenever I hear the song on the radio.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜hisssssssssss thwack91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ sound of a good fastball hitting a catcher91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s mitt. Also the perfect sound (and feeling) when you absolutely barrel up on a pitch. Similar to a perfectly piped golf drive.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The ping of a shot off a metal goalpost. Even better if you91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™re the goalie.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ A baby91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s uncontrolled giggle. Try not to laugh yourself.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ A chainsaw firing up. Same for an old lawn mower.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ My Mum91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s voice. Man, I wish we had more videos back in the day. Also the distinctive sound of any family member91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s walk in the hall at night.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ A rotary phone when you had a series of higher numbers.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The noise of a diving board when you jump as high as you can. Also the calming sound after you enter the water.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The first bite of a foldover kettle chip.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The woosh tearing off the metal lid on a fresh container of tennis balls.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The pleasing slice of scissors skating atop wrapping paper.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The staccato popping of bubble wrap.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The thunderous ending to a fireworks show. (Dogs don91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™t agree).
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Thunder itself. And lightning. And pounding rain outside your window.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The crunch of your boot steps in fresh snow, while you91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™re otherwise surrounded by a cloak of white silence.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The rush of a raging river. The calming sounds of waves lapping on the beach.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The school bell/buzzer to end the day.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The piercing shriek of a boiling kettle.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Birds chirping outside your open window on a summer morning.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The flapping of sheets, hanging on a clothesline and dancing in the breeze.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The bang of 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜caps91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ from those little toy guns back in the day.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜cheep, cheep, tweeet91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ of Mattel Classic Football, still the world91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s best electronic game.
So, have you 91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ˜heard91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™ any of them yet as you read along?
Here91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s some more, from my colleagues:
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Guitar fuzz set just left to sustain.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The Seismic Charges from Star Wars.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ R2D291ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ™s screams when something goes wrong.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The sound of a really nice bike freehub when it spins.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ The crackle of a campfire.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Loons at a lake (the birds, I hope).
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Distant train horns.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ A dog snoring; a cat purring.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Anchor chains, plane engines and train whistles.
91ÂãÁÄÊÓƵ¢ Those chimes that precede announcements on the ferries.
What are some of your favourites? Anything not listed here that resonated with you? Let me know.
PQB News/VI Free Daily editor can be reached by email at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or by phone at 250-905-0019.