Ah, Christmas season. One of my favourite things about the month of December is having a large glass of 91裸聊视频渆ggnog91裸聊视频� and munching on some sugar cookies while watching classic Christmas films like 91裸聊视频淗ome Alone91裸聊视频� and 91裸聊视频淛ingle All The Way91裸聊视频� to help celebrate the holidays.
But what about all the terrible Christmas movies that don91裸聊视频檛 get much love and simply aren91裸聊视频檛 remembered? Well, look no further.
Here91裸聊视频檚 a list of 10 (actually 14) Christmas films that are so incredibly bad they go past being bad all the way back to being good again. Or, depending on your tastes, maybe they just stay bad?
Before we get started, just a quick note. I left all the cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies off this list as there91裸聊视频檚 just way too many of them to go through. Let91裸聊视频檚 just call them all 91裸聊视频渁imed at a particular audience91裸聊视频� and move on.
10. Santa With Muscles (1996)
What better way to start this list off than with a Hulk Hogan Christmas movie? Hogan plays an evil millionaire who believes he91裸聊视频檚 Santa Claus after an accident leaves him with amnesia. This movie is so incredibly bad it could actually ruin the entire Christmas season for you. Be careful if you do decide to give it a chance, you may turn into the Grinch after viewing it.
9. Home Alone 3, 4, 5 (1997, 2002, 2012)
With the sixth Home Alone film (Home Sweet Home Alone) recently being released on Disney+, you could be brave and try to make it through the three worst movies in the entire series before putting it on. Be forewarned though, with no Macauley Culkin, Joe Pesci, or Daniel Stern in sight to save these three from stinking up the joint, you91裸聊视频檒l wish you hadn91裸聊视频檛 actually been brave enough to put them on in the first place.
8. Santa91裸聊视频檚 Slay (2005)
Another Christmas movie starring a wrestler, this time Bill Goldberg, who plays an evil Santa that is actually a demon in disguise. Terrible filmmaking all around, but it91裸聊视频檚 not totally without its charms if you enjoy cheesy b-movie horror.
7. Trapped in Paradise/The Family Man (1994, 2000)
I91裸聊视频檓 a huge fan of Nicolas Cage, but I couldn91裸聊视频檛 choose between these two Cage starring holiday films, so I picked them both. Trapped in Paradise is a bland crime comedy where Cage and his two dumb brothers plan to rob a bank on Christmas Eve. It91裸聊视频檚 an okay watch on a quiet December afternoon, but I guarantee you won91裸聊视频檛 remember it afterwards.
The Family Man on the other hand, is actually a pretty touching story that takes place during Christmas, where Cage, who plays an arrogant millionaire, gets sucked into an alternate universe that shows what his life would have been like if he91裸聊视频檇 gotten married to his former flame. There91裸聊视频檚 flashes of Cage Rage in it, but for the most part he plays it pretty straight and it91裸聊视频檚 suprisingly effective, yet despite this, it91裸聊视频檚 still definitely a bad movie full of preachiness.
6. I Believe in Santa Claus (1984)
This godawful French Christmas movie has to be seen to be believed. The plot follows Santa having to rescue hostages in Africa with the help of child soldiers, a fairy princess and an ogre. I definitely had a few too many eggnogs while watching this one last year. You can watch it for free on Tubi, but only do so if you have enough eggnog on hand to dull the pain.
5. Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
While the first Santa Clause is an absolute classic and the second one is a decent follow up, the third one in the series is painstakingly bad, with only Martin Short91裸聊视频檚 ridiculous performance as the villainous Jack Frost trying to take over Christmas bringing some laughs.
4. Surviving Christmas (2004)
Ben Affleck plays a lonely rich man who decides to rent Tony Soprano91裸聊视频檚 family as a replacement for his own during the holidays. What could go wrong? As it turns out, a lot. Okay, I know I91裸聊视频檓 in the minority here, but I love this movie. I think it91裸聊视频檚 hilarious. Affleck and James Gandolfini really are a great comedy duo.
3. Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
A mean toy manufacturer tries to takeover Christmas, causing the legend of Santa Claus to be put in jeopardy. Not particularly memorable or entertaining, but John Lithgow does, as per usual, steal the show as the villain.
2. I91裸聊视频檒l Be Home For Christmas (1998)
Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Jessica Biel look embarassed to be seen in this one. Thomas plays a trickster college student who91裸聊视频檚 avoiding his family for Christmas, but when his father promises him a Porsche if he comes home for the holidays, he91裸聊视频檚 determined to make it. He learns the error of his ways in the end, but nobody really cares by that point.
1. Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Can91裸聊视频檛 go wrong with some Ernest P. Worrell for Christmas. Unless of course you hate the character of Ernest P. Worrell, in which case, he won91裸聊视频檛 be saving Christmas for you, he91裸聊视频檒l be destroying it. This one is definitely a 91裸聊视频渓ove it or hate it91裸聊视频� kind of movie. I personally fall into the 91裸聊视频渓ove it91裸聊视频� category, so I won91裸聊视频檛 rip on it too much.
Tyson Whitney is the editor of the Port Hardy-based North Island Gazette.
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