To the editor:
It was 30 years ago this month that Canadian singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen released his classic album, I91Ƶm Your Man. One of the album91Ƶs highlights, Everybody Knows, has been variously described by critics as 91Ƶbitterly pessimistic91Ƶ yet funny, or, more strongly, 91Ƶa bleak prophecy about the end of the world as we know it.91Ƶ
At the 2017 Juno gala dinner, son Adam Cohen recalled that his father 91Ƶwas one of the only people I know, who had the most absurd prediction that anybody in my midst would dare have: He predicted Donald Trump was going to be the president of the United States, which of course made us all laugh hysterically.91Ƶ
Leonard Cohen died Nov. 7, 2016 at age 8291Ƶone day before Trump defeated Hillary Clinton in the U.S. presidential election.
I hope Leonard Cohen will be pleased with this slight rewrite of Everybody Knows:
Everybody Knows 2.0
Everybody knows that there91Ƶs no collusion
Everybody smiles when the camera91Ƶs on
Everybody knows the game is over
Everybody knows the fake guy won
Everybody knows his temper is quick
The rich get richer, the poor get sick
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows who91Ƶs doing the leaking
Everybody knows that The Donald lies
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their country or their dog just died
The top one percent fill their pockets
Where does Wolff send the box of chocolates?
Now I suppose
Everybody knows
Everybody knows what he said to Billy
Everybody knows all his tweets are true
Everybody knows he reads all documents
Ah, give or take a time or two
Everybody knows the spineless GOP
And there were so many Russians he just had to meet
With a friendly pose
And everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows
And everybody knows that it91Ƶs now or never
Everybody knows how much he offends
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah, when you91Ƶre watching Fox & Friends
Everybody knows the chaotic West Wing
Do the Dreamers mean anything?
What will Mueller disclose
So everybody knows
And everybody knows that he91Ƶs a racist
He knows very fine people on both sides
Everybody knows he said 91Ƶs-hole countries91Ƶ
Everybody knows the Button he wants to try
Everybody knows he has three TVs
And there are so many cheeseburgers he just has to eat
When in repose
Everybody knows
And everybody knows that he91Ƶs in trouble
Everybody knows that it91Ƶs time to go
From the plaque below the Statue of Liberty
To the beach at Mar-a-Lago
Everybody knows fifteen women91Ƶs names
And who it is they blame
That91Ƶs how it goes
Now everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows the very stable genius
Everybody knows of serious voter fraud
He knows more about ISIS than the generals
Everybody knows Mexico pays for the wall
Everybody knows loyalty91Ƶs a one-way street
Fire and fury will have lots of heat
So before it blows
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that there91Ƶs no obstruction
Everybody knows he paid the porn star
Everybody knows he91Ƶll talk to Mueller
As long as it is not behind bars
Everybody knows the memo91Ƶs cherry-picked
Dems who don91Ƶt clap are a treasonous clique
They are his foes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That91Ƶs how it goes
Everybody knows91Ƶ
David Buckna Kelowna
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